If this is you, perhaps it's time to switch to tea.
I don’t have a problem with caffeine.>>I have a problem without caffeine!
Decaf?>>No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.
(love this one)
. . . or not! :)
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